deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

July 27th, 2014 - 71,827 notes
codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via intensional)

July 26th, 2014 - 164,653 notes

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via intensional)

July 24th, 2014 - 447,869 notes